Well, whoever she was, I’m not her, OK? If you want me to travel with you, that’s fine. But as me. Not a bargain basement stand-in for someone else. I not going to compete with a ghost.
I appreciate fine art and fine boys.
if i call you dude and you reply “i’m a girl” i will literally back flip out of the internet
invite me over to ur house it’ll be a blast ill pet your dog while ur parents yell at you

[hands over successful selfies at job interview]